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Old Apr 10, 2006, 11:34 PM // 23:34   #481
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he decided to go make some cookies because...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 11:38 PM // 23:38   #482
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...he was getting hungry, but he didn't realize that...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 11:40 PM // 23:40   #483
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 11:43 PM // 23:43   #484
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...and his hands were contaminated with...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 11:47 PM // 23:47   #485
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 01:24 AM // 01:24   #486
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his golden molars laced with Crack but...
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 02:20 AM // 02:20   #487
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...someone had already gotten them and sold them for a huge amount of money, so when he finished baking those cookies...
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 02:28 AM // 02:28   #488
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he chucked them out on the street to see them get ran over because...
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 03:10 AM // 03:10   #489
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he hated cookies which was why
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 03:15 AM // 03:15   #490
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he made the cookies to chuck them out so...
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 03:36 AM // 03:36   #491
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...that he can hopefully watch children run out into the street, sadistically watching them get flattened by an oncoming car. However, ...
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 03:44 AM // 03:44   #492
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the cookies were hard and stale by the time school was out so they were worthless to the kids, but he had another plan to...
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 12:55 AM // 00:55   #493
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...wreak havoc in his neighborhood. He decided to...
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 01:29 AM // 01:29   #495
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...the petite frame and the long mane of bleached blonde hair, through an act of...
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 01:33 AM // 01:33   #496
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 01:53 AM // 01:53   #497
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